viernes, julio 07, 2006

Chistes de médicos


A lo largo de la residencia uno oye, inventa y acaba por comprender algunos chistes de médicos. Aquí pongo algunos, a ver si son demasiado "de médicos" o los pilláis.

  • ¿Donde esconder un billete de 500€ para que nunca lo encuentre a....

...un cirujano?
Dentro de la Historia Clínica.

...un traumatógo?
Dentro del Harrison (Manual de Medicina Interna).

...un internista?
Dentro de un vendaje.

...un cirujano plástico?
En ningun lado... LOS HUELEN A DISTANCIA!!!!




  • ¿Cual es la principal diferencia entre un cirujano y Dios?
Que Dios no se cree Cirujano.

  • ¿Cómo reconocer dentro de un quirófano a los diferentes especialistas sólo por los zuecos?
El cirujano, tiene manchas de sangre y bilis.
El traumatólogo, pegotes de yeso y virutas de hueso.
El cirujano plástico, pegotes de silicona.
El anestesista... manchas de café.

  • ¿Dónde le dejarías una nota a un anestesista para que la viese seguro?
Entre las paginas del MARCA.

11 comentarios:

Ruth dijo...

JAJAJA. La mala fama de los anestesistas no conoce fronteras, ¿tan mal caen? Supongo que eso de ir con el rollo de "tengo una gran responsabilidad y estoy estresado" no queda bien. Me recuerda eso a los pilotos de Iberia.

JC dijo...

-Doctor, a mi no me duele nada. Vengo porque me aburro en la oficina como un condenao. Así que... pa molestar a la maceta... mejor molestarle a usted. ;)

Un abrazo.

JC dijo...

Ande estáh, muzasho!!!

Herrdoktor dijo...

Secuestrao por el pluriempleo!!!

A ver si os cuento algo antes de que acabe el mes.

Saludos!!

Ruth dijo...

Ánimo, que el trabajo dignifica.

Anónimo dijo...

Mu buenos! Como futura internista, les doy el visto bueno :) Supongo que algún anestesista se sentira dolido, jejeje.

Anónimo dijo...

Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP »

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MiAnestesista dijo...

A los anestesistas no nos duele porque tenemos muchos analgésicos siempre a mano. Pero sabemos que damos mucha envidia trabajando con el café y el Marca en las manos.

Anónimo dijo...

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